While some people may actually frown upon an Olympian deciding to "let off some steam" by knocking one too many back at local pub, I say good on the man - he has served his country and his ancestors well!
Now some people may think a kid who stays up for several days straight playing Xbox and then collapses from dehydration is an idiot but I have to commend him for his dedication to Modern Warfare 3 domination - he just shoulda drank more fluids.
As shocking as it may be, a woman who kept a pink stripper pole in her house turned out to be crazy and assaulted her boyfriend with that very pole and I tell you all about it in today's "News of the WTF?".
Not that a shortage of man thongs is anything a typical Buzzhead would worry about but it was actually an issue last weekend when a bunch of folks in Ireland got together in an attempt to set the world's record for "naked people body painted in one place" and I have the story …