I'm not sure what the deal is with all of these stories coming out of China involving sex toys but I'm starting to regret not choosing a stint on the West Coast when I was in the Navy. Hell I thought Europeans were the freakiest people on the planet so I figured I'd spend my tour on the East Coast so I could get a little time in their red light districts but it would appear the Chinese are quite freaky themselves and I have the story of an elderly lady over there who chose to use a blow up doll as a distraction for careless drivers in today's "News of the WTF?".

Things get even dirtier when I tell you about a woman in Atlanta who thought it would be a good idea to use a butter knife to demonstrate to a friend that she had no gag reflex and I'll let you guess as to how that ended.

And as if that isn't enough, I'll let you in on the story of an 87-year-old man In Denver who was busted growing an insane amount of "medicinal" marijuana.

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