MSNBC Dumbest Bank Robber Ever Shoots Himself in the Foot [VIDEO]
Earlier this week, a group of men stormed a bank in Parana, Brazil and made off with approximately $16,000. It was the perfect heist — until one of the robbers clumsily shot himself in the foot. (No joke.)
Chip Somodevilla, Getty Images Compare Your Earnings To Mitt Romney’s [AUDIO]
Want to know how rich Romney is? The best way is to compare it with what you make. Whether you like him or not, be prepared to be disgusted at the difference in amounts. More details after the jump.
Mastodonrocks.com I’m Starting To Think The Guys In Mastodon Do Drugs – Here’s The Official Video For “Dry Bone Valley”
Hey I ain't judgin'...if them dudes wish to explore the nether-regions of their mind then good on 'em. And far be it from me to encourage anything other than a hellraising lifestyle.
For my money, Mastodon is the best band to come out of the last ten-plus years and I just can't see them disappointing me any time soon. Yeah, I prefer Leviathan to anything they've done since but that doesn't take away from the fact that I love everything they've done so far...to me, every album just feels like a natural progression for the band.
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Youtube Retaphin Is the New Awesome Drug [VIDEO]
Holy hell! This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in at least a month. Youtube comedian Jon LaJoie (pronounced la jo, no la ji, no la go, screw it his name is just Jon) did a parody drug commercial that is the tits. You will laugh your penis hole off (watch the video and you’
Neilson Barnard, Getty Image Lisa Rinna Kicks Ass [AUDIO]
Lisa Rinna is my kryptonite. This woman makes me weak at the knees. She is hot and she loves pleasing her man. Now she’s writing a book about sex. I’d like to teach her the New Deal Jackhammer. More after the jump.
YouTube Oh Yeah! Matthew Broderick Brings Back Ferris Bueller For Super Bowl Ad [VIDEO]
Last week we saw Matthew McConaughey reprise his role ‘Dazed and Confused’ slacker Danny Wooderson in a music video, and now it looks like the nostelgia will continue with Matthew Broderick playing his iconic Ferris Bueller character for a new Super Bowl ad.
TVMiller.com Your iPad Can Now Have a Fleshlight Attachment
For iPad users, their tablet is likely they’re everything — it’s a book, a gaming platform, a computer and a sexual partner. Not kidding.
Kevin Winter, Getty Images Testament Guitarists Fill in for Ailing Scott Ian at Anthrax’s Kansas City Show
Anthrax guitarist Scott Ian was forced to sit out of last night’s (Jan. 26) show in Kansas City, Mo., after taking ill. Filling in for Ian at the show were the two guitarists Alex Skolnick and Eric Peterson from co-headliners Testament, as well as musicians from Death Angel who all switched off during different songs throughout Anthrax’s set.
RedLasso Weatherman Calls Out Viewers, Colleagues On Live TV [VIDEO]
Joe “Milo” Snedeker of WNEP-TV in Scranton, Pennsylvania and his wacky weatherman routine took a turn for the completely bonkers when he appeared to suffer some sort of nervous breakdown during a recent weather report.
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