Cocaine's a helluva drug. Just ask 27 year-old Katrina Jackson, an apparent tanaholic who was arrested for refusing to get out of the tanning bed thirty minutes after her session was up and I've got the story in today's "News of the WTF?".

I also get you up to speed as to which strip clubs in Tampa, Florida have the cleanest kitchens and I have a little fun with the Denver SWAT team when they find out they got a little more than they bargained for with a bearded, balding guy in Colorado Springs.