God help the man who is brave enough to get between the legs of a woman who attempted to steal a 42-inch TV by sticking it under her skirt and squeezing it between her thighs and I've got the lowdown on that story in the latest "News of the WTF?". I also take a minute to ponder the decision by the folks in charge of the Miss Italy beauty pageant to switch to one piece swimsuits in an effort to emphasize inner beauty and it turns out Superman's actually a drunk, fat Norwegian.