You don't f*** around with a bunch of scrabble champions. That was a tough lesson learned for a guy who tried to pull a fast one at the National Scrabble Championships in Orlando and I give you the deets in today's "News of the WTF?". While I'm at it, I tell you the best way to wreck your liver AND your heart at the same time and I tell the story of a couple of canary thieves that might find it a little rough being paired up with the likes of hardcore criminals.