I have to admit that if you know you're gonna go down for drunk driving anyway you might as well go ahead and finish your beer before you get arrested. And yes, a dude in Connecticut did just that and I give you the lowdown today in my "News of the WTF?".

Of course that guy isn't the only idiot I expose - I fill you in on a dude in a tiny two-seater smart car that lead police on the slowest high speed chase of all time and I take time to sympathize with a couple from Kansas who got busted for stealing K-Y Jelly and having sex in their local Wally World.