As shocking as it may be, a woman who kept a pink stripper pole in her house turned out to be crazy and assaulted her boyfriend with that very pole and I tell you all about it in today's "News of the WTF?".

I also get you up to speed on a high school teacher in Scotland that decided to tempt karma and lie about running over and killing a young girl to get out of going to work and I question the wisdom behind a billionaire planning on opening up a theme park with real-life cloned dinosaurs.