Ah Denny's. Get yourself a big ass pile o' pancakes and hitched all the while getting trashed in a full bar. Only in Vegas my brothers and sisters and I give you the rundown in today's "News of the WTF?".

Also in the latest edition of the "News", I have the story of a guy who is so mesmerized by the booty that he couldn't resist the urge to judge the gravity-fighting properties of a chick's ass (in Walmart nonetheless) and I provide proof that animals are quite similar to humans when it comes to "getting in the mood".