While some people may actually frown upon an Olympian deciding to "let off some steam" by knocking one too many back at the local pub, I say good on the man - he has served his country and his ancestors well! And as any responsible member of the media would do, I attempt to sort out the controversy in today's "News of the WTF?".

Of course there's more than that - I come to the defense of a marijuana cultivator doing business on Pot House Lane and we'll discuss the logic behind a grown man requesting a "pillow fort".