Well at least there's someone out there that didn't wait until one of their relatives was dragged through the house by some sort of demon before they realized it was time to move out of a haunted house.
It's never a good idea to be intoxicated when around ultra-expensive ancient artifacts and I'm not saying that a photographer whose boss is being sued because they knocked over and broke that very thing was messed up but hey - ya never know.
Thanks to Facebook, dumb criminals now have a new way to botch their wrongdoings. Take this 20-year-old man, for example, who was arrested after posting a Facebook photo of himself stealing gas from a cop car. Duh.
You would think that at some point I would run out of dumbasses to talk about...but you would be wrong. Today I tell you a story about a dude who has obviously seen Cheech n' Chong's "Nice Dreams". I pass along details of a burglar who helped himself to champagne and a shower and I point and laugh at a guy who is suing the hospital that circumcised him at birth.
Admit it - as bad as it is, making fun of stupid people is just damn entertaining. And today I make fun of a dude who (like me) donates sperm for free and (unlike me) has fathered 82 children and could possibly be forced to pay child support. I also tell the story of the most generous bank robber in existence and I can't help but imagine the possibilities of a poster that gives you a kiss.
In what may be the kinkiest ever "News of the WTF?" I pass along stories about a German dude (of course) that was held hostage for not pleasuring his partner enough, a woman who gets caught "pinchin' a loaf" on the side of the highway and a rocker who is searching for her "baby daddy" on Craigslist.
Time for fun with idiots - it's the "News of the WTF?". Today I share a story about a dude who gets jail time for "sagging" in the courtroom, I inform you of a Coke machine that doesn't accept money - just hugs - and I dish on the most awesome elderly woman of all time.
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