News of the WTF?

In today's "News of the WTF?" I explore the possibility of pole dancing being introduced as an Olympic sport and I offer my opinion as to why most pole dancers couldn't care less. I also get you the story of a drunk chick who apparently had seen way too much Andy Griffith and tried to break into the county jail to sleep it off and I also offer my thoughts as to why officials would want a

Canadian police understand that when you lock up a kid for beating up a mailbox while high on LSD, the worst thing you can do is keep him there after he comes down because he can't share any of that acid while he's being bars and I have a shining example of that assertion in today's "News of the WTF...

Not that it's anything unusual to spot some sort of unidentifiable creature in Brooklyn, but I would be one irresponsible journalist if I didn't report on the latest incident and I do just that in today's edition of the "News of the WTF...

Now they're not fooling me but "ice cream" dealers in New York are apparently beating each other up, pulling guns and cutting brake lines over turf and I have all of the chilling details (see what I did there) in the latest edition of my "News of the WTF...

Authorities are trying to make sense of someone taking the time to counterfeit one dollar bills in Idaho but I have your explanation in today's "News of the WTF?". Along with my top story, I tell you about 20 brave police officers in China who risked life and limb to rescue a sex doll from a river and I wonder why a professor would feel the need to respond to a man who claimed his dog ga

I've actually witnessed some women doing Zumba and it is some seriously sexy business. What is not sexy is a bunch of overweight men dressed as Santa Claus doing Zumba and yes it happened and yes, I have the story in today's "News of the WTF...

When a woman wouldn't give back his case of beer a dude in New Zealand did what any beer drinker worth his salt would do and that is cut his way into the lady's house with a chainsaw and I have your details in the latest "News of the WTF...

A heroic lady in Minnesota wants to hook the dudes in the community up (she also mentioned something about a world record) by having 400 plus chicks in bikinis parade through downtown in Madison Lake but the lamest city council on the planet refuses to lend their support and I give you details in this thirsty Thursday edition of my "News of the WTF...

In what is more likely an attempt at escaping eternal damnation than just getting a few things "off of his chest", a man in Utah came clean for a couple of wrongdoings in an obituary he wrote before his death and I have the story for you here in the latest edition of my "News of the WTF...

When making a business transaction, it's best if the seller demonstrates the quality of his product even if we are talking about an illegal firearm. However it is not best to actually shoot yourself in the junk while demonstrating said firearm and I tell you the unfortunate tale of a felon who did just that in today's "News of the WTF...

I can think of a whole lotta instances where I would vote for a cat over a politician so I'm 110% behind a town in Alaska that voted one of the lazy sumbitches in as mayor and I get you up to speed on my new favorite political figure in today's "News of the WTF...

I guess putting on a lavish wedding for your dog is one way of coping with the reality that you're probably never gonna have the storybook wedding you always dreamed about and I have the story of a woman who did just that in today's "News of the WTF?".