Seven Scientific Facts About You and Boobs

According to this study, men with a lower income like larger breast. Doctors say that giant racks represents "fat reserves," which appeals to guys with meager incomes. While they may not have money, at least they'll have those huge ta-tas to come home to every night.

So basically, men with no money like huge boobs, while the rich guys like them nice and small.

Yep, even hunger can play a factor when it comes to what size boobs you prefer. The study claims that the hungrier you are, the bigger the boobs you prefer.

That being said this is the one preference that can change over the course of a meal. Fill up on food and you'll want a smaller set of love pillows.

If you're dreaming of a future with a beautiful woman and several kids running around, the chances are pretty good that that beautiful woman has a massive set of love cannons on her.

This one is pretty easy to figure out. Men who want kids want a woman with big boobs, and I'm sure this form of thinking dates back to the dawn of time. Simply because the bigger the chest, the better she'll be at feeding all those children you want. At least that's what we assume.

There's no room for sexism in today's society, but if you happen to be that way, you like your breast served up as large as possible. At least that's what science claims.

Sexist men prefer humongous boobs. The study even show that the size of a guy's sexism roughly equates to his preference in breast size. Plus, it also claims that men who like big boobs are more hostile to women.

Do you prefer ladies with smaller milk machines? Then the chances are good that you're extremely dominate and want a super submissive woman.

The study says that members of the itty-bitty-titty-committee are less threatening, and that's why men seeking submissive women chase after them. The study also claims that flat chested women remind most men of their first love, which is a little awkward.

You may want to steer clear of women who have decided they didn't have enough of God's greatest gift to man and went to the extreme to solve their little problem. We're talking about breast implants.

It turns out that women with breast implants are more likely to commit suicide, so try not fall in love with those fake chesticles. Oddly enough it takes about ten years after the installation of the implants for most women to reach that stage though, so you could enjoy them for a little while.

No one knows for sure if the implants are the cause of the increased suicide risk, or if those who get the implants are already leaning that direction.

We all know what a nuisance those over the shoulder boulder holders can be, and it turns out they may be completely unnecessary, maybe even bad for you.

Bras actually cause boobs to end up sagging. Think about it. They are constantly holding those boulders at an upright position, meaning the boob doesn't need to develop the muscles to keep it nice and perky. So there you go ladies, lose the bras. We won't mind.