A video circulating on X shows what looks like a U.S. Border Patrol car sitting at an intersection somewhere out in West Texas. 

It took a minute before I realized I wasn’t looking at an actual border patrol car in the video below. Someone did a really good job of making it look like the real deal. 

I have to admit to getting a kick out of guys who do stuff like that. Nothing screams “I’m all about getting as much booty as I can” quite like paying money to have “Booty Patrol” painted on your car.

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We’ve all known someone like that. You know, the kind of guys that are always looking to increase their body count. And those dudes tend to be shameless about that sort of thing. 

Don’t get me wrong – I'm not judging. As a male, our instinct is to spread our DNA as much as possible. It’s just that some of us are a little more into it than others. 

So go ahead, player. Do your thing. Just save some for the rest of us.

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