Massive Brawl at Waco Whataburger Caught on Video

What has this world come to when you can’t even enjoy a Patty Melt in peace? Seriously, if Whataburger can’t bring us Texans together, nothing can. I’m starting to lose faith in humanity.

I’ve come across countless videos of wild group brawls on social media over the years, but the video below of an all-out brawl at a Whataburger in Waco is easily one of the wildest. And as is often the case, it involves a bunch of women.

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Keep scrolling for copious amounts of windmilling, hair pulling, slapping, and of course, clothes-stripping. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fight among women in which they didn’t at least attempt to pull the clothes off each other. I’ve always found that to be kind of weird.

Anyway, I have no idea why those ladies were throwing blows at a Whataburger in the middle of the night. One person commenting on the video suggested that maybe someone’s burger had onions on it when they clearly said, “no onions.”

Admittedly, that does piss me off. I hate onions, and Whataburger has some of the raunchiest onions on the planet. Whatever the case may be, savor the moment the next time you’re able to enjoy a late-night Whataburger run without a side of chaos.