A man is nursing an aching body and hurt pride after he made the brilliant decision to stand on a table at Sunset Crab Shack in Dallas. 

You know, I’ve done a lot of partying in my life. But I’ve never felt compelled to hop up on a table after having a few drinks. 

However, there are those who do. Thankfully, everyone is walking around with a video camera in their pocket so we can all point and laugh at them when it goes wrong.

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Watch as my man jumps up on that table and appears to be taunting someone when suddenly, karma kicks in and gets the last laugh. 

I will say that the guy should consider himself lucky. The way his feet came out from under him, he could have landed on his neck. That could have left him paralyzed or possibly even dead. 

So, let that be a lesson to everyone. Tables are designed to hold your food and drinks, not your ass.

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