June 21, 2012 I guess if you have no earthly idea what a vagina (or anus for that matter) looks like you might actually mistake one nasty-ass sex toy for a two-headed mushroom.
June 20, 2012 Only the smartest sumbitch on the planet would pull $1.5 million dollars out of a bank account over the course of a few days knowing damn well that he only had $100 in the account to start with and I single that dude out in today's "News of the WTF?".
June 19, 2012 For some reason, someone decided to steal 93 pounds of mayonnaise and I've got the story for you in today's "News of the WTF?"
June 18, 2012 As noble as it may sound, telling a cop that you're a better drunk driver than the rest of the people in the car won't get you out of being arrested.
June 15, 2012 You read the title right - someone, somewhere thought it was a good idea to fake a hostage situation to cover up the fact the he was too damn drunk to drive.
June 14, 2012 I've got a story about one hard-ass goose in today's "News of the WTF?".
June 13, 2012 In today's edition of my "News of the WTF?" I tell you about the dude who had a brilliant escape plan until he actually got out of his cell and then things fell apart twenty feet later.
June 12, 2012 The folks at PETA will be glad to know that a dude elected to kick his stepfather's ass instead of stepping on a cockroach and I have all of the juicy details in today's "News of the WTF?".
June 12, 2012 As unimaginable as it may be, some thieves risked jail time over some toothpicks and I have all of the details for you in the latest edition of my "News of the WTF?".
June 7, 2012 I realize that in some cultures it's okay to allow your young one to have a sip from the ol' liquor cabinet but I'm quite certain that getting your kids drunk as a form of punishment is frowned upon no matter where you're at.
June 6, 2012 I ain't one to judge 'cause lord knows I'm not above a little debauchery but auctioning off your wife (on your wedding night nonetheless) is just a little jacked up.
June 5, 2012 Well I guess if you're just throwed-off you might want to go on a "bro-date" with a dude that could very well be mistaken for a lesbian but I believe I'll pass.
