You would assume that teachers already know that giving a student a lap dance during school is a big no-no, but apparently not everyone has heard that rule yet.

It was your typical day in high school for 42-year-old Houston teacher Felicia Smith until she claims students convinced her to give a lap dance to a student whose birthday happened to be that day.

Law enforcement first learned of the dance back in February and since then have received many eye witness reports and even a video of the special event from another student's cell phone. Ms. Smith admitted to the lap dance when confronted by the police, after which she was arrested and later released on bond.

According to the probable cause affidavit, "Smith sat down on his lap with her buttocks making contact with his penis while she began to move back and forth. The action caused the boy to “have an erected penis."

Witnesses also stated that the student receiving the dance slapped Ms. Smith's butt several times and that towards the end, she put her head between his legs and whispering  “I love you baby, Happy Birthday."

It sure seems to me like the student didn't mind but of course this stuff cannot be allowed to happen. 

No doubt Smith is now seeking different employment and I think we all know what the next best career choice for her is. Here's a hint; it involves a pole, little to no clothing and maybe a spotlight or fog machine.