July 13, 2012 I guess putting on a lavish wedding for your dog is one way of coping with the reality that you're probably never gonna have the storybook wedding you always dreamed about and I have the story of a woman who did just that in today's "News of the WTF?".
July 12, 2012 A dude hunting for "edible" mushrooms in Canada happened across one that weighed in at 57.4 pounds and he can say whatever the hell he wants but we all know he hit a hallucinogenic gold mine.
July 11, 2012 I realize taking your child along with you to visit a hooker isn't an example of expert parenting but the chick should of at least honored the price they negotiated.
July 10, 2012 If you enter into a "word-of-mouth contract" with a man who spends his days wearing nothing more than a speedo, cowboy boots and a hat in Times Square don't be surprised when he turns out to be a flake and won't honor the agreement.
July 9, 2012 The cops didn't have to look very hard for the guy who broke into a Subway Restaurant last week and I tell you why in today's "News of the WTF?".
July 3, 2012 If you're high, homeless and sleeping in a car that doesn't belong to you you might as well claim that it belongs to your friend Britney Spears.
July 2, 2012 To be honest with you, I'm not nearly as shocked by the fact that a dude gets a headache every time he watches porn as I am at the fact that he makes it ten minutes into a scene.
June 29, 2012 Apparently scientists in Japan don't have any pressing issues because they took the time to invent a robot that will beat your ass 100% of the time at "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and I have all of the ridiculous details in today's "News of the WTF?".
June 28, 2012 I guess if you just don't trust your husband AND you're a complete friggin' idiot you can drop $550 on a wedding band that is designed to keep your man from cheating.
June 27, 2012 I'm not opposed to throwing down if needed but I'd rather hold off on the fisticuffs until after my kid's graduation ceremony.
June 26, 2012 I'm beginning to think there's more to this whole "Zombie Apocalypse" thing than the government would have us believe and I'll fill you in on my latest conspiracy theory in today's "News of the WTF?".
June 22, 2012 You gotta be one stoned sumbitch to risk jail time over some Reece's Cups.
