It's fresh, it's rare, and this little can of unicorn meat could be yours for one low price!

Apparently, unicorns have been here this whole time, and they all travel to a little county in Ireland when they get old enough to die.

When the unicorns die of old age, they are promptly diced up and canned by the Sisters at Radiant Farms and sold all over the world!

Sure it's a little cynical, but who wouldn't want a can of freshly prepared unicorn meat with a little bit of magic in every bite?

Okay, I can't lie to you any longer Buzzhead. There is no such thing as unicorns, or if there is, we haven't found them yet. What you will get in this can is a little, dismembered unicorn stuffed animal. But it makes a great present.

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Imagine the look of surprise and horror when your eight-year-old nephew realizes you just bought him a can of unicorn meat for Christmas!

As you can see from the diagram, unicorn meat would be packed with tons of great stuff if it was real, or so we imagine.

Now according to the website ThinkGeek.com, these mystical Sisters at Radiant Farms become so bitter after years of watching these magical creatures die, that they are eventually transferred to their dragon canning facility in Scotland.

You heard that right, not only do you have a chance at collecting some super rare unicorn meat, but you can also buy canned dragon meat!

But as you're probably figuring out by now, it is also a dismembered stuffed dragon in a can. Still a great gag gift.

You can check out the pictures of these mystical canned goods below, but be sure to check out the website for both the unicorn and dragon meat. The info sections are a work of art and defiantly worth five minutes of your time.

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Canned Dragon Meat
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