Wichita Falls Dog Caught Red-Pawed Fetching a Box of Pizza

Screw drone pizza delivery service, I want a dog to deliver my next pie.

Jeff Bowles recorded a video of a dog walking down Barnett Road and Southwest Parkway with an entire box of pizza in its mouth. I am sure Jeff was not the one driving the car and had someone else in the vehicle shoot this video. That would be highly illegal Jeff and I don't want you getting in trouble.

So many questions I want to be answered with this video. Is there any pizza in the box? Does the dog know there is food in the box, but just can't open it? Did he steal the pizza from someone else or is this just someone messing with Texas by throwing a pizza box outside? What do you think a dog's favorite pizza is? Alright, I'm overthinking this 8-second video at this point.

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