IPAs Are Giving You Man Boobs

I usually love the combination of beer and boobs. I don't like beer giving me boobs though.

I can't believe this is actually a term that brewers use amongst themselves. It's called 'Brewers Droop'. Also know as, beer causing man boobs. No beer, why would you betray me like this? You're used to help give me confidence to go talk to the women with boobs, not give them to me.

Turns out the hops in IPAs can be used for different things.As a sleep inducer; as a diuretic that successfully promotes urine flow; and finally, as a natural source of phytoestrogen to treat menopause and endometriosis. I can definitely vouch for the first two. I have passed out and started peeing a lot more after some IPAs.

Turns out that source of phytoestrogen is also making men suffer from erectile dysfunction. Great, so I am getting boobs and my d*** doesn't work anymore. Thanks beer, you have successfully turned me into a woman at this point.