How To Tell If You’re at a Bad Halloween Party

It's Halloween and Friday, so throw on those slutty costumes (ladies only please) because it's time to party!

But before you go out, make sure you know the signs of a bad Halloween party so your not wasting you're night.

So how do you know if you're at a bad Halloween party? Simply check out the list below.

- The only naughty costume there is a slutty Zach Galifianakis.

- There's TONS of hot women in slutty costumes, and you brought your girlfriend.

- The women in prostitute costumes are real prostitutes, and you're out of cash.

- You bump into your parents, and they're drunker than you are.

- The guy with cold sores is bobbing for apples.

- The 'scary music' playing is a loop of Justin Bieber songs.

-  Nobody knows the proper moves to "Thriller."

- You realize that slutty lady cop you've been staring at is actually your sister.

- Everyone at the party keeps asking you to buy them more beer, even though they swear they're "21."

- The finger foods are actual fingers.

- Everyone is dressed up as Frozen characters.

- Arriving as a nudist is deemed inappropriate.

- You're not the only guy to dress as a nudist.

And the biggest sign that you're at a really bad Halloween party...

- There's no booze.