In what is more likely an attempt at escaping eternal damnation than just getting a few things "off of his chest", a man in Utah came clean for a couple of wrongdoings in an obituary he wrote before his death and I have the story for you here in the latest edition of my "News of the WTF?".

Aside from that, I get you up to speed on a bunch of prostitutes jacking up street signs in New Zealand by advertising their pole-dancing skills and I have details of a dude with a massive penis getting the terrorist treatment by the TSA.

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