How exactly does one get a menu item named after them. Is there a series of tasks one must complete? Is this honor only held for former olympians? Must one spend all their free time rescuing puppies from storm drains?
I understand asking "do you want fries with that?" or "did you want something to drink?" because those are easily forgotten items, but I'm tired of being "upsold" at the drive through. Read more after the break.