Contact Us

Man Attacks Woman With Pool Noodle Over Watermelon Dispute

Karl Ludwig Eichner
Courtesy Collier County Sheriff

When you’re at the beach, you have enough to deal with. Seagulls, kids running into you, Jaws circling in the waters off-shore, and now you can add to that list: Being attacked with a pool noodle. That recently happened to a Florida woman when she was attacked by man wielding a noodle, and it was all over a watermelon dispute!

Yes, you read that correctly.

Karl Ludwig Eichner apparently carved up a melon and had it resting on the beach while he went into the water with his pool noodle. The victim was near the watermelon and threw it into the water because it was attracting bugs. Eichner, however, wouldn’t have such a fate for his melon and placed it back on the beach, to which the victim responded by throwing the melon back into to the water.

Can you really blame her? It’s a beach, it’s hot, and the bugs are just waiting for a tasty treat!

That’s when Eichner got really upset.

“Eichner approached the woman with his swim noodle full of water and dumped the water on her as she was sitting on her towel,” according to the police report. “He then punched her in the cheek.”

Now, I’m not for violence in any form, whether it be against a man or a woman. But you have to admit, using your pool noodle as a weapon is pretty funny. Punching her in the face, not so funny. But he’s being held on a $1,000 bond and being charged with battery, so I have to thank him for being a moron and being in the news.

Read more about the wet noodle here.

More From The Buzz

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://1063thebuzz.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 106.3 The Buzz quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on 106.3 The Buzz quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!