As we all know, the zombie apocalypse is scheduled to begin in December, and that leaves a lot of people wondering how they are to prepare for such an event. I’ve found a video that helps answer the questions that you may have looming in your head. I've also added a few of my own thoughts below.

Your first step is to understand what a zombie is. From there, you need to prepare yourself. Part of this preparation is to know how to spot an undead creature, and one such way is by their smell, which is very much like rotting flesh. Next you’ll need to tool up with the necessary objects needed to off a zombie, such as a crowbar or a bat. Additionally, you need to be able to spot those in your group that will probably screw you over or potentially eat you. I would like to add that one of the people in your inevitable group will likely be your girlfriend’s ex, and he’s probably trying to get her into bed between brain smashings.

If you follow the advice given in this video, you’re sure to be on the road to a successful zombie apocalypse, though chances are you’ll eventually be eaten anyway. If you become a zombie yourself, the nice thing is that you won’t need to worry about silly things anymore like going to work, showering, or looking good when you go to the bar.

Most of all, when things start to go south, keep a level head and find the Twinkies. And perhaps some hand sanitizer. Zombie killing is a very messy business.