poop

Next time I take a dump, I want someone there telling me good job with such enthusiasm.

What do you do when someone keeps pooping on a bicycle path? Well, you put up signs that read "Stop Pooping," with a crossed-out poop emoji, of course!

A new study has found that Americans might be pooping up to $4 billion worth of gold a year.

Poo-Pourri is gearing up for Christmas with some help from Santa Claus. And if you don't know what Poo-Pourri is, you're missing out on a potential lifesaver.

Ever wish you could send someone a big, stinking box of feces without getting caught? Of course you have! And now there's a website that can do it for you.

In the words of Billy Madison, "He called the shit, poop."

The worst part about owning a cat is cleaning the litter box, but there's some good news. All that poo may hold one of the greatest discoveries of all time.

How long had this been going on, before someone sent out an email?

As tough as we may think it is living in America, at least we know how to use the indoor plumbing. Sadly, the same can't be said for our fellow humans over in India.

If more books had titles like this, I'm positive we would all read a little bit more.

Little brothers can be real assholes sometimes, trust me I had two of them.

if this wasn't a real product this would be a hilarious video, but the fact that it is real just makes it seem a little creepy (but still funny).