drunk man

I was expecting us near the top, mainly because the NFL season is when my drinking gets multiplied by five EASILY. However, looks like I am not doing enough drinking compared to other fan bases in the NFL.

What a story we have coming out of Brown County, Texas.

Details are coming out from an incident this past February and they are horrific.

Wichita Falls, doing Wichita Falls things once again.

Looks like someone had a few too many drinks last night.

Drinking and driving is no joke. This guy did make me laugh though.

This dude should be arrested for stupidity. How in the hell do you run over yourself?

I have to imagine that pain would be punishment enough. I am actually gagging just thinking about that taste.

Sometimes you just need a guys night out. This was the only reasonable thing to do in this guy's eyes.

Remember the kid that killed four people when he was drunk driving and got off. They claim he has 'affluenza', which still boggles my mind to this day.

Not everybody has off for the holiday weekend, but it looks like someone wanted to get the party started. However, he was still working at the time.

I don't know how much a gold medal is worth, but I think the cab driver got one hell of a tip on this one.