Learn How to Drive a Stick Shift With Death Metal [VIDEO]

Skip driving school and watch this metal as f*** music video. 

Sadly, I am one of those people that never learned to drive a stick shift. I attempted to drive one in a parking lot one time and failed miserably. That is because I did not have this lovely video from Riffshop. The two guys give us all a lovely tutorial for how to drive a manual car.

Remember if you don't follow these rules. 'Satan will rotate your nipples 900 degrees and drag your balls against broken glass.' I don't know about you, but that sounds painful. Now if only I had death metal versions of other things I have trouble doing. Can I get a death metal tax prep video?

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