Five Ways to Piss Off People From Wichita Falls

This doesn't go for just Wichita Falls, but all of Texas. Yeah, it's the summer. We know it's hot. We don't need the daily reminder about this.

I was on the fence about these drinks as well. Tomato juice and beer. Get the hell out of here. It seems like we always have a struggle trying to get a newbie to try one. Once you try it, they start to get addicting.

This one is crap. We actually give you a list of stuff to do every weekend in Wichita Falls. We also have quite a few cool places in this town to hit up, like the Professional Wrestling Hall of Fame. You can go elbow drop your old stuffed animal wrestling buddies.

Working in radio, I hear this one more than anything. When are we getting another concert? I'm right there with you, man. However, when we do get a concert, those crowds are not there. If we packed those venues when the shows get booked, we would get more concerts. I PROMISE YOU!

I want to slap anyone in the face that complains of traffic in this town. 'The backup on Kemp is terrible.' Really?! Did you make it home in eight minutes instead of six? Shut up, this town is so traffic low it is ridiculous.