Drunk Zombie Santa Ruins Two Holidays

One costume has managed to ruin two separate holidays for a pair of kids who were unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

So let's start at the beginning. Last Saturday, Minneapolis had its 10th annual Zombie Bar Crawl, and tons of people showed up to celebrate.

One of those people just happened to be Brock Quinn Johnson, a 21-year-old student at the University of St. Thomas in Minneapolis.

Johnson wasn't dressed as your typical zombie though. He showed up as a zombie Santa Claus, and ended up having the time of his life while getting well beyond drunk.

And around 9:45, it was time for Johnson to call it quits, so he began his long, stumbling journey home. Only he didn't make it home.

This kid was so drunk that he ended up wandering into a random house near his school, where a 16-year-old girl and her 14-year-old brother were home alone.

What happened next was strait out of a horror movie.

Johnson scared any hope of a Christmas miracle out of both the kids. They were so terrified that the young boy took off running down the street while the girl locked herself in the bathroom and called her parents.

I'm sure a sober zombie Santa would be bad enough, but a drunken zombie Santa is beyond horror. Just imagine all the drunken sounds Johnson must have been making. I'm sure he was pretty close to sounding like a real zombie at that point.

Well, the cops eventually showed up and found this zombie Santa passed out in a pool of his own vomit in the family's house. When he was woken up he had no idea where he was.

Johnson was charged with trespassing and hauled off to sit the rest of his night in detoxification center. Now that's one hell of a night.