19 Atrocious Photos That Prove Engagement Pics Are Always a Bad Idea

My philosophy with wedding planning is simple -- just let the woman have what she wants as long as it doesn't involve future shame. Engagement photos are future shame.

Even if the engagement photo is normal, twenty years from now, it will look ridiculous. Won't the horribly comical wedding photos be enough? Do we really need a photo to remind the world there is more awful photos to come?

People still take awful and awkward engagement photos and there is nothing I can do to stop them...so...I'll just make fun of them and hope it prevents future photos.

After they get married, she won't even want to look at his cannon
Oh deer, what a dumb buck
He's accustomed to the fish smell
Just hope you don't get multiple lives
Their Garden of Eden involves trailer hitches
If that's Spider-Man, the bad guys win
Here is a reason to arm animals with hunting rifles
We'll just assume they don't have sex
Not the last time he'll piss her off
If it were really prison, at least he'd have a chance at conjugal visits
Actually, this one is kind of funny
I would have just shot him and mounted his head
"We said, is this the drive-thru clinic?!?"
At least he doesn't have to worry about getting hit in the balls since he lost his when they started dating
Are they making a poop joke? Ca-lassy
That's his nickname for her vagina
Eh, throw her back
According to her lab tests, there should be an H in there too
Nailed it