Pickup Truck’s Shocking Message Leaves Dallas Speechless

A pickup with a naughty sign on the tailgate was recently spotted on the freeway in Dallas.

I’ll be perfectly honest with you – I chuckled when I saw the sign in the X post below. What can I say? There’s a forever 15-year-old inside of me that loves potty humor.

That said, you'll never catch me knowingly running around town letting everyone know the specific sex acts I engage in. Some things are better kept between lovers.

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Now, there’s a good chance someone posted the message about performing cunnilingus from behind as a prank on the guy driving the truck. If he’s like me and typically backs his pickup into parking spaces, he could go a long time without noticing it.

But there’s also a chance that he’s looking for love and figures he might as well throw it out there, hoping some lady will take him up on it. I mean, I guess it doesn’t hurt to try, right?

Now that I think about it, I can’t help but wonder if it has ever actually worked. It’s hard to imagine that being the case, but some folks have a little less shame than others. And if you're shameless enough to post that message for the world to see, you totally deserve a partner who’ll take you up on it.

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