"If I ever do that, kick me in the nuts."

There's a distinct possibility that this video contains the first man ever to utter those words in the history of mankind. Maybe it's just me, but that's pretty much the last form of punishment I would ever submit myself to.

However, I can see why the guy might want a little extra motivation to not forget his keys, considering the fact that he lives fifty miles away from where he works. Aside from the time wasted, a one hundred mile round trip will most certainly hurt the wallet.

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