Target’s ‘Star Wars’ Pool Toys Look a Lot Like Sex Toys

Disney is slapping the 'Star Wars' brand on everything. Maybe even stuff that is not kid friendly. 

Maybe I just need to get my mind out of the gutter, but these look a lot like dildos to me. The folks at Target are branding them as diving sticks for your pool. Which, when you think about it, is one of the dumbest toys ever.

Hey, here's a stick that sinks to the bottom of your pool, go get it. Yeah, I'm fetching a stick like a dog, why is this fun? Honestly, a rock would serve the same purpose as these sticks and they won't cost you a dime.

Well, the 'Star Wars' diving sticks feature some of our favorite characters. Kylo Ren, Captain Phasma and a stormtrooper. However, it's the shape of these things that has us questioning them. All I am saying is, if you throw these in a box of dildos, no one would tell the difference.