One Texas man decided to use the old five finger discount for a spicy evening of fun, but got caught along the way.

Spring, Texas Man Busted Shoplifting Sex Toys

We have all seen the footage after an arrest where police officers spread out the illegal things the suspect was carrying. As of right now, the Harris County Constable has not shared the man's identity. However we do see his face and all the stuff he stole from CVS. By the way, if you need to spice up the bedroom. CVS apparently has A LOT to offer.

"Sex Toy Bandit" Gets Caught

Let's count the crazy things in this dude's theft.

  • 3 Vibrators
  • 2 packages of 🐓rings
  • One bottle of lube
  • 3 packages of enhancement pills
  • 4 different hair trimmers
  • Plus a Dr Pepper and a root beer

Some of the packages are hard to make out exactly what he stole, but he had everything he needed for a fun night with someone. Also the amount of hair trimmers this guy stole makes me believe that bush he's packing must be the most insane thing imaginable. To steal one hair trimmer and say, "That's not enough to get the job done, also going to need THREE more."

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A gun is also pictured, but I don't believe that was sold at CVS. Also a pro tip to anybody that decides to steal this amount of stuff. Don't do it in a bright yellow safety vest. You tend to stick out more than blending in.

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