Surprise, You Have A Kid! (VIDEO)

Imagine you get a message from an “offspring” that you didn’t know you had. Not “the Offspring” but an “offspring”, as in a kid.  You’d probably faint or freak out or at least start counting the days until you hit something without protection.  There’s now a company using this idea as a way to sell you wiener wrappers.  More after the jump.

This has to be one of the sleaziest marketing campaigns ever!  But before we get to that, we need to figure out who is wearing the “grumpy pants” this morning.  Here’s more: