Shocking News: Texas May Not Want to Be Known for a Sex Robot Brothel
Here I was getting ready to schedule my sex robot appointment and a bunch of losers are going to ruin it for all of us.
Looking at science fiction movies for what our future would look like, sex robots were something that is in a lot of movies. Sex robots already exist and sex robot brothels are actually becoming a thing around the world if you can believe it. That's right, the robots are taking the jobs once again from the working class. Who would have thought the oldest profession in the world would be replaced with robots.
One of these brothels is trying to open up over in Houston. One man who currently has a sex robot brothel business is trying to bring one to Texas over in Houston. A lawyer says that some people may find it disgusting, this type of business is legal. One group who is trying to stop the brothel from opening up is Elijah Rising.
They are a group who tries to stop human trafficking and they feel this brothel would setback the work they're trying to do. "Our biggest concern is that this sex brothel with robots is gonna train men to become rapists," Micah Gamboa said. "What's next? Is it child robots? Where's the line? Where is the boundary?"
Then maybe the greatest quote I have ever heard for a story was also given to us by Micah. "We can't allow these kind of public masturbation businesses to operate in our city." I think I may have found the exact robot brothel. I believe it is this Aura Doll company (LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK), they have hourly rates if you just want to 'rent' one.
If you're anything like me and are curious as to how these things are staying clean. This is the actual quote from their website. "Our dolls are thoroughly sanitized to meet our high expectations. We take our clients health and safety extremely serious and each sanitation staff has been trained through our industry developed routine to ensure the maximum wellbeing of our clients. The use of condoms are still highly recommend."
We will see if Texas gets this sex robot brothel, but I don't see it happening. I think some other cities need to get this before we do. The bible thumping crowd is gonna lose their minds once this gets out and I am shocked this is the first I am hearing about it.
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