Here's the problem with Sharktopus. Do I believe a shark/octopus mutant? Hell yes, I think there's stuff deep in the ocean scarier than anything on land or in outerspace. The three problems with the Sharktopus as I've seen it portrayed are obvious.

  • Neither sharks nor octopi can walk on land, yet somehow the sharktopus can
  • Neither sharks nor octopi can breath straight oxygen, yet the sharktopus is once again walking around
  • The poster says, 1/2 shark, 1/2 octopus, so what's with the barbs on it's neck? There's got to be some porcupine or something spiky in it's dna somewhere.

Anyways, if you can handle the movie that is Sharktopus, here's the trailer:

Also, evidently Sharktopus was a problem on the set too

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