Someone set up a security camera in an attempt to figure out whose dog had been pooping on his property only to find out it wasn’t a dog doing the pooping.

Video shows a guy walking on the sidewalk in front of the house when he suddenly stops in his tracks to apparently do his business.

He then takes a few steps before stopping to shake the turd down his leg. After that, he pulls open the bottom of his pants to let it fall onto the sidewalk before casually walking away.

I really hope this video’s fake, because I’m not ready to lose all faith in mankind.