Dude, what in the hell are you doing right now? We can all see you! 

It's sad when this is the only news I have heard about the San Diego Chargers this year. This past Sunday, the San Diego Chargers were taking on the Oakland Raiders. It was a close one, but the Raiders squeaked out a victory 19-16. The only thing I know about this game is allegedly what a security guard was doing at the game.

A video posted on Twitter appears to show a security guard staring down some of the Chargers cheerleaders and stroking himself. He really is going to town. Now, we don't know what is actually going on down there, but what does it look like to you? It's either a vicious scratch or a little one hand party with himself.

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