Alright, Internet, you got me. Wait, this is real?!

Apparently, a beer company has started using vaginal acid as a part of the brewing process for their beer.

Earlier this year, a crowdfunding page was launched by a Polish man to help raise money to make the vagina beer called Order of Yoni (that’s sanscrit for “vagina”). Now, the bottled "essence of a woman" is for sale.

They currently use the vaginal acid from three different models.

The company describes their beer as a "sour ale" that is "full of femininity, sensuality, charm, passion and sexuality due to vaginal lactobacillus bacteria usage in the brewing process." The beer wholesales for $2.90 per standard bottle, or $3.90 per painted, decorated bottle.

How is this a thing? Why is this a thing?

I imagine a woman attached to some sort of hose and this thing just sucking her dry to make a vat of beer. Now, that's not how they actually get the vaginal acid, but that's what is happening in my head.

According to the Order of Yoni website, they take a vaginal swab from one of their lovely models, then "using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into dance with lovely goddess."

I know some people judge other people's beer choices, and I could give two sh--s what kind of beer you drink, it's all good in my book. However, if I see you with a bottle of this stuff in the fridge, I will give you a glaring look and say, 'you actually bought that vagina beer, you perv.'

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