A satire site was poking fun at Wichita Falls, but I am sure some people may have fallen for it.

Screw The News Claims Wichita Falls Rainwater Beer is Out

In strange Wichita Falls news, a website had a very interesting headline this morning.

Local Brewery Unveils “Wichita Falls Water Pilsner,” Claims It’s Made with 100% Rainwater from City Streets

Here in Wichita Falls, we all know a thing or two about having to save water. The idea of recycled water beer would not have been that shocking back in 2014. Wichita Falls is technically in stage one drought restrictions at the start of this year. However, the website Screw the News claims our local brewery is collecting street rainwater for a new pilsner.

Wichita Falls Rain Water Beer

The obvious A.I. photo of citizens enjoying the new beer gave me a good laugh today. The article from Screw the News is pretty funny. For instance my favorite part.

Statement from Inept Government/Politician:
Mayor Rodriguez quipped, “If rainwater beer catches on, maybe we can solve our drought problems one pint at a time!”

Come on guys, can we at least spell Wichita right if you're trying to troll us. Thankfully our local brewery is NOT using recycled street rainwater for beer. If you scroll towards the bottom of the article it says, "As we say Auf Wiedersehen, we’d like to clarify that this article is intended purely for satirical and entertainment purposes.

Go Enjoy a Beer Today Without Recycled Street Rainwater

Hopefully no one going to the Wichita Falls Brewing Company thought this was real. It's a great place to grab some good beers made with high quality water.