Monster Energy Drinks Could Be the Work of Satan

You know that funny feeling you get after chugging a Monster Energy Drink? That's not extra energy hitting your system, it's Satan.

It turns out that Satan is behind Monster Energy Drinks, at least that's what this lady things. She has some pretty convincing evidence though.

Now I'm sure you're wondering "why would Satan use energy drinks to steal souls?" It's pretty simple, the more energy you have the more evil deeds you can do in a shorter amount of time. It makes sense. Kind of.

So if you're a regular consumer of Monster Energy Drinks, just be aware of what you're getting into. You could be selling your soul to the devil one sip at a time.