Everyone is in agreement that men's league softball is pretty much the pinnacle of everything that is great in this world, right? Okay, good.

After a recent men's league game in the Orlando area, both teams ended up at the same Hooters restaurant after the game. Because softball is all that these dopes think about and they can't leave things on the field, a brawl started over "the big game" and it ended with one man getting stabbed in the back! Luckily for the victim, he was taken to the hospital where it was determined that his injuries were non-life threatening.

For some reason, no one was arrested and investigators still aren't sure if any arrests will be made. Um, why not? A dude was stabbed in the back! Oh, of course. Because Florida.