Drunk Party Fails Prove We All Need to Know When to Say When

These party animals are going to be extinct if they keep this up.

FailArmy has come out with these fantastic party fails, in which folks just looking for a good time find a whole lotta trouble.

Whether it's falling down or catching fire, spraying beer like a geyser or falling down (seriously, guys, it happens a lot). Even at weddings -- the bride and groom fall a whole different kind of head over heels.

Perhaps the best way for some people to celebrate is to grab a big  glass of milk and sip it slowly while reading a good book. Just don't do it by a roaring fire because, as this video has clearly proven, people and flames clearly don't make for a winning combination.