The late, great, Mitch Hedberg once said, ""An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

This drunk dude apparently didn't get the memo. He must just think it's the longest escalator ride ever. Dude, just start walking up the stairs. You'll get there eventually!