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What in the name of all that is holy is going on here?
Apparently, there is a "new type" of sandwich coming to town called The Texomian.
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The commercial for this "sandwich" is bonkers. Let's break it down.
Bring your own cheese.
So, the video opens up with a panning shot of a strip mall on Southwest Parkway, followed by a shot of Maximus, a strip bar. Then there is a montage of absolutely terrible editing while the voice-over guy describes making a burrito as if he invented it. At the point when he says cheese, a tiny graphic appears that says "must bring your own chees." What?
Missing File
Next is where it gets crazy. They have a portable sandwich stall in the middle of the street downtown which appears to be selling Texomian Sandwiches in exchange for a handshake. Then, with no warning, a car driving down the road veers off at the last second to narrowly avoid hitting the people standing in line for a sandwich! Then, there's a graphic that says "missing file," as if they didn't finish editing this thing.
Coming soon
The Texomian Sandwich Facebook page has a post saying that they'll be coming to the old Long John Silver building on Southwest Parkway, but I drove over there and absolutely no renovating is taking place...
A discovery!
...but I did find this in the parking lot. A used Texomian wrapper! What is going on here?
Pumpkin Spice
Omg there's a second commercial that's just as wild yet ever so slightly different.
Macies Day Texomian
Uhm, why not call it The Thanksgiving Texomian? And the song! Have I mentioned how terrible the song is on all of these?
The perfect meal before lunch
Ok, this one had me cracking up. The terrible snow effect. Smashing the peppermint with a hammer for no reason. Santa Clause winking at us. This commercial has it all.
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