Bride Told Groom She Just ‘Took a Really Big Dump’ While at the Altar

File this one under “T.M.I.”

In a video that’s making the rounds online, a bride was unaware of the fact that her groom was wearing a microphone during their wedding.

During a tender moment at the altar, he told her she looked “amazing,” to which she responded with, “I took a really big dump right before I came down the aisle."

His responded with, “What the hell's wrong with you?" and immediately informed her that he was wearing a microphone and the videographer heard everything.

Yeah – I’m thinking romance is already dead in this relationship.