Bill Bailey Is Ready To Replace Metallica [VIDEO]

All the big festivals are happening overseas and everyone who is anyone is playing them.  So who’s Bill Bailey?  Read more after the jump.

I don’t want to tell you who Bill Bailey is, it would spoil the surprise.  Anyways, Bill makes his pitch to fill in for Metallica if for some reason they can’t make the festival.  You HAVE to watch the video at least midway through to see what’s going on.  Get ready for “BILLTALICA”.